i did not have saxual relations with that woman
crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

crydaisy:

"ahh yes a 2007 Pinot from…Napa Valley I believe? A very good year"

badluckchick:

I live in a really bad neighborhood and my friend came over and we heard gun shots and she was like “ooh fireworks” and I just smiled and nodded.

discoverynews:

Skeleton Couple Still Holding Hands After 700 Years

queefilicious:

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

stop white girls who think murderous sociopaths are attractive
it’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
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Sure Ellen Page came out of the closet but could she draw in the third grade? Macklemore investigates
nzafro:

Blue.