i did not have saxual relations with that woman

zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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you’re a meme one , Mr Grinch
October 21. In the sunshine. The voices of the world becoming quieter and fewer.
Franz Kafka, The Blue Octavo Notebooks (via kafkaesque-world)
myravenousmindandme:

I Had a Flashback of Something that Never Existed  from “Ode à l’oubli” 2002
Louise Bourgeois

myravenousmindandme:

I Had a Flashback of Something that Never Existed  from “Ode à l’oubli” 2002

Louise Bourgeois

Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal people do.
Unknown (via soulsscrawl)
catfit:

my ed

catfit:

my ed

drowningbyyourside:

Brand New

drowningbyyourside:

Brand New

zaddylonglegs:

king-emare:

delasouloist:

hoodkage:

solarsenpai:

solarsenpai:

Unmute this right now

EVERYONE WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW

why he say pears so hard lmao

How do you stretch a P sound so long

lmaoo

his voice sounds like he wants to cry a lil

twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

Everything interests me, but nothing holds me.

Fernando Pessoa (via cytolene)

This

(via otherillusions)

Omg

(via geteiltezigaretten)

White straight boy; Man! I wish I could go back to the 50s you know, things were just so much easier back then!
Black people; lol nty
Hispanic people; lol nty
Homosexual people; lol nty
Transgendered people; lol nty
Women; lol nty
Literally everyone who isnt a cis white straight person; lol nty